The Ballad of the Missing Hat

(or How She Lost Her Pig and Learned to Keep Living)

He finishes
She says.

She watches the girls
(He deserves fries)
They are putting their shoes on.

What is she holding?

She loses her hat.
Your bag contains vegetables -
The girl says why.

You put down the hat.

He looks at a cow
She is finishing her dress
She deserves a nice skirt
She puts on her coat.

She is holding a cat
She loses a pig.

He says no:
She puts down the wallet.